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cyernet
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cyernet,
User Rank: Strategist
10/23/2017 | 1:43:27 AM
In the Cloud!
"Well Fred, you need to open the window in order to get into the sign-in page, make sure you have the correct password". "Yes. Ms. Reilly, that's exactly what I did, I'm looking at the cloud now, in no time, I'll be signed-in"
cyernet
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cyernet,
User Rank: Strategist
10/23/2017 | 12:55:48 AM
In the Cloud!
"Forgot your password again, Fred? Well, look in the cloud it's there in our encripted storage", "I'm looking at it now, Melissa, just gimme a sec"
Je6
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Je6,
User Rank: Strategist
8/11/2017 | 7:37:40 AM
Caption Contest
"Yeah, but my username's not on there. They would need both to do anything."
ANON1251201732560
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ANON1251201732560,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/30/2017 | 11:38:29 AM
Caption Contest
If you did not request this password change, ignore the plane and no action will be taken.
ultimax
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ultimax,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/29/2017 | 12:20:45 AM
Project status update
The horse has already bolted. The alpha project is out of control exceeding its time and budget constraints. It's going to take a horse whisperer to save this!
Kaemansmom
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Kaemansmom,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2017 | 11:24:21 AM
Cartoon caption
The writing on the banner would read: TRUMP'S TAG SALE. "After funding his own campaign he needed to sell some of his stuff so he didn't fall into a lower tax bracket and he felt it would be a wiser economical strategy to target a high-end, tower-dwellers demographic. He forgot that "we" work up here too."
cciejeff
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cciejeff,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/14/2017 | 12:59:58 PM
90 day password change.
Looks like today's the day we change our passwords, do you want me to write it down for you before he has passed by?
redburns28
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redburns28,
User Rank: Strategist
5/31/2016 | 1:47:07 AM
Password Caption
"I've forgotten my password..."
Markjfowler
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Markjfowler,
User Rank: Strategist
3/21/2016 | 2:50:04 PM
Cartoon Caption
We paid the ransom, now we're just waiting for the unlock password.
Markjfowler
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Markjfowler,
User Rank: Strategist
3/21/2016 | 2:40:34 PM
Password Contest
I didn't want to use any "Fly-By-Night" password locker.  Mine only works during the day.
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