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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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bradmathis
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2/15/2016 | 10:25:50 AM
Boss, I think you misunderstood!
Hey Boss.  When I told you to consider a cloud based password management system, this is NOT what I meant. #moremoneythansense
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2/15/2016 | 10:47:40 AM
The Blind Leading the Blind
"I don't know how you do it, George! I just do ABC123 to remember mine."
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2/15/2016 | 11:08:44 AM
HR sent me..
HR sent me to talk to you about the company's clean desk policy...
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2/15/2016 | 1:13:11 PM
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Boss, hiding in plain sight has proven to be more successful than anticipated.
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2/15/2016 | 1:45:34 PM
Re: caption
'I need to go home and lie down. I 'm suffering from an attack of acute paranoia'
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2/15/2016 | 2:12:02 PM
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It's OK boss, that is a one time password, the pilot is jumping out now.
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2/16/2016 | 6:29:28 AM
The Clean Desk Policy
Boss: "I'm glad you finally agreed with the company Clean Desk Policy I issued last week!"
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2/16/2016 | 6:50:50 AM
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Great caption! Keem em coming. LOL
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Great captions! Keem em coming. LOL
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