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John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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ANON1248968898543
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ANON1248968898543,
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10/6/2017 | 11:11:43 AM
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What was in those brownies?
jayharp
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jayharp,
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10/4/2017 | 6:01:20 PM
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"These erectile dysfunction ads are really getting intrusive."
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falconitservices,
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10/2/2017 | 9:41:29 PM
I just receive an email formatted in Unicorn
I just receive an email formatted in Unicorn
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9/30/2017 | 12:15:33 PM
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Lisa, check out this new 3-D monitor!
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9/29/2017 | 10:41:59 PM
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Nice upgrade... Ctrl-U doesn't underline anymore.
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9/29/2017 | 12:43:43 PM
Why Organizations Fail
Bob: "GOT IT!"

Anne: "Got what?"

Bob: "That unicorn the CIO keeps saying we'll never catch"

Anne: "I don't think she...."

Bob: "All our security problems are solved!"
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DevilOps,
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9/29/2017 | 12:08:37 PM
Ops spun up the wrong VM...
Ops must have a new employee...I asked for a VM with nginx and gunicorn and look what I got!
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9/28/2017 | 1:07:36 PM
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Jane, Do you see this?  I swear, all I did was log on.  I didn't click anything--this time.
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9/28/2017 | 12:01:43 PM
Hang on folks - looks like the critical outage just "fixed itself". Just 10 min before we failed SLA too
Hang on folks - looks like the critical outage just "fixed itself". Just 10 min before we failed SLA too
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Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
"I thought that Windows error sounded horsey."
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