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4/28/2017
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John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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4/28/2017 | 9:00:49 AM
Not Java?
The new Starbucks unicorn frapaccino 3D ad is very realistic. I think they programmed it in CoffeeScript.
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4/29/2017 | 2:14:09 PM
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All I did was press "Escape"!
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4/29/2017 | 5:01:34 PM
New Unix OS
UnixCorn - Take your OS to the third dimension!
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4/30/2017 | 7:41:43 PM
419 Bait
Hey this guy online says I won some money!  He says he's the Prince of Podunkistan.
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5/1/2017 | 5:31:31 AM
Hey Guys...
Hey Guys; I finally managed to find a candidate for that cybersecurity vacancy!
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5/1/2017 | 8:42:46 AM
Cyrillic keyboard
Very interesting information, worth recommending.
JB0412
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5/1/2017 | 2:29:19 PM
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It looks like my tailored solution just came through.
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5/1/2017 | 3:16:55 PM
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I found the REAL Fantasy Football site!
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5/1/2017 | 7:21:30 PM
Now THAT is Penetration Testing!
Now THAT is Penetration Testing!
N0RBIUS
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5/2/2017 | 10:13:54 AM
Name That Toon
Aw fairy dust! The Intrusion Prevention software failed again.
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