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Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection

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techstar55
techstar55,
User Rank: Guru
11/11/2019 | 2:49:31 PM
Dueling Free Throws
Dueling Free Throws

A riff on the song Dueling Banjos
techstar55
techstar55,
User Rank: Guru
11/11/2019 | 2:53:06 PM
Dueling Free Throws
Dueling Free Throws

A riff on the song Dueling Banjos
techstar55
techstar55,
User Rank: Guru
11/11/2019 | 2:54:32 PM
Dueling Free Throws
Dueling Free Throws

A riff on the song Dueling Banjos
ragraham
ragraham,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/11/2019 | 9:06:28 PM
Offensive Security
Offensive Security
Jan@eskenzipr.com
[email protected],
User Rank: Apprentice
11/12/2019 | 6:52:54 AM
Cartoon Caption
How do you like our new spear phishing email solution?
kancell
kancell,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/12/2019 | 9:59:07 AM
Cartoon Caption
Did you want spear phishing? Trojan horse? Or all of the above?
Blaze007
Blaze007,
User Rank: Strategist
11/12/2019 | 10:25:25 AM
Name That Toon Caption
"IT told me that once they build a moat around my workstation, I'll finally get rid of this nasty Trojan."
marshalljohns
marshalljohns,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/14/2019 | 11:48:31 AM
End Point Protection Toon
"Now go away or I will taunt you a second time"
jimlh
jimlh,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/14/2019 | 12:04:15 PM
Tilting at windmills
Looks like Don is trying to convince the CFO to increase our cybersecurity budget, again.
cmgreenjr1
cmgreenjr1,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/14/2019 | 4:11:36 PM
Name that toon
"Looks like the Trojans are evolving into a more focused attack mode."
scottdutton@centurytel.net
[email protected],
User Rank: Apprentice
11/18/2019 | 3:09:52 PM
Cartoon Caption
We wanted the Cyber Ninjas, but this was the best we could find.
paustinnew
paustinnew,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/18/2019 | 5:17:14 PM
Tilting at windmills
Is this a new type of spear phishing?
InfoSec Overnights
InfoSec Overnights,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/19/2019 | 5:16:36 AM
Caption
I don't think he understands "spearphishing."
BrianR603
BrianR603,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/19/2019 | 9:02:28 AM
End Point Protection
"Looks like the new security solution they brought in keeps charging our accounts"
suliano
suliano,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/19/2019 | 1:21:02 PM
su
-when I told you that our cyber-defense was from another age
rslay99
rslay99,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/20/2019 | 5:20:14 PM
Medieval Kingdom Security
"Must have been another Bud Light Platinum night at Joe's, He's trying to protect the office with Medieval Kingdom Security again!"
rockclimber510
rockclimber510,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/21/2019 | 10:01:50 AM
Giants In Disguise
Microsoft's Lock Screen apparently looked a little too real on Don's new 8K screen.
rockclimber510
rockclimber510,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/21/2019 | 10:03:58 AM
Giant Problem
When Don's computer got infected with ransomware, he knew he had a giant problem he had to fight.
dmisk.2019
dmisk.2019,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/22/2019 | 9:39:02 AM
Cyber Awareness
"I think this year's Cybersecurity Awareness Campaign is too much!  I'll clean up after a cyber incident, but I will not clean up after a horse incident." 

 
gicad
gicad,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/25/2019 | 8:05:56 AM
Technology evolution

Let's hope this time, the Insanity Knight will succeed, with his traditional old approach, to save us.

 

DANDREN554
DANDREN554,
User Rank: Strategist
11/25/2019 | 11:17:13 AM
from the ministry of silly cyber offense
We are no longer the knights who say SPAMALOT! We are now the knights who say dilly dilly trojan horse!
Lomax6996
Lomax6996,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/27/2019 | 9:22:00 AM
Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
"Find out who hired this new Pen Tester!"
steve@tvstrategies.com
[email protected],
User Rank: Apprentice
11/27/2019 | 2:26:57 PM
Re: Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
"This is nothing - he does Civil War re-enactments on weekends!"
bobhobbit
bobhobbit,
User Rank: Guru
12/19/2019 | 11:29:37 AM
Re: Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
Germs Shmerms ! I don't care what you say this new guy has serious touchscreen issues.
bobhobbit
bobhobbit,
User Rank: Guru
12/19/2019 | 11:30:30 AM
Re: Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
Germs Shmerms ! I don't care what you say this new guy has serious touchscreen issues.
matthewkmiller
matthewkmiller,
User Rank: Strategist
12/2/2019 | 11:47:54 AM
Medieval
When I heard him say he was about to get medieval on the malicious actors, I didn't take him literally.
ey3432
ey3432,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/2/2019 | 5:58:45 PM
pen test
"When corporate said they were hiring a new penetration tester, I was definitely not expecting this."
mehulpruthi
mehulpruthi,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/5/2019 | 2:02:56 AM
Cartoon Contest
Desktop: My enemies think they can destroy my data. These noobs are unaware of desktop virtualization.
firozb
firozb,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/6/2019 | 12:30:30 AM
Spear phishing campaigns
When I requested protection from spear phishing campaigns, I didn't quite expect this.
bhymer
bhymer,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/10/2019 | 4:17:34 AM
Name that Tune
Our Endpoint Protection system is a little outdated... 
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