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5/10/2019
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Joe Stanganelli
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5/22/2019 | 3:38:44 PM
j01
"To be fair, biometrics didn't really make sense in this context."
ntwalk
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ntwalk,
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5/21/2019 | 9:38:32 AM
Keys, we don't need no stinkin' keys.
Could you pass the hash, I really have to use the bathroom!
LCoughlan
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5/21/2019 | 7:29:22 AM
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I guess the boss' adoption of Asian work practices didn't just include morning yoga.
spyder23
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5/21/2019 | 6:45:02 AM
"isn't the lock too small for us ! "
"isn't the lock too small for us ! "
JohnM217
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5/20/2019 | 3:51:57 PM
Re: Pending Review
Talk about vendor lock in...
gfreas
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gfreas,
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5/20/2019 | 1:42:28 PM
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"This new workplace productivity policy really has us on lockdown."
lassobscure
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lassobscure,
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5/19/2019 | 7:38:49 AM
Caption Contest
We have been "PAD"locked! Would have prefered being "SHER"locked.
wstrong
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wstrong,
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5/17/2019 | 7:01:46 PM
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Who replaced the "Scroll Lock" key with a "Screen Lock" key?
hvaughn
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hvaughn,
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5/17/2019 | 3:42:48 PM
Meh
Carl: We are now SECURE!

Janet: Whatever...
akosyak
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5/16/2019 | 1:31:55 PM
Re: New Cartoon Caption Contest starts today!
It's a bit cumbersome - but I've never felt more secure!
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