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8/12/2016
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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Cartoon: Hacking Lunch

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Luxi_Turna
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Luxi_Turna,
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10/15/2016 | 6:45:40 PM
Illegal instruction
HALT_AND_CATCH_FIRE
clark1clark1
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clark1clark1,
User Rank: Strategist
9/9/2016 | 9:54:24 AM
Re: LOL Good one!
Toasted Margharita Pizza anyone?
simmonsk133
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simmonsk133,
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8/31/2016 | 10:20:35 AM
Re: Sounds like...
MMMM...Shreddies, Breakfast of Champions.
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
8/22/2016 | 1:01:08 PM
Re: Sounds like...
(re: Previous post: Those are supposed to be sunglasses.  For some reason the ASCII characters show up differently here.  Oh, well.)
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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8/22/2016 | 12:58:52 PM
Sounds like...
This sounds like...

(  •_•)

(  •_•)>⌐-

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...a pretty crumby vulnerability!
Mejo Thomas
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Mejo Thomas,
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8/22/2016 | 8:03:53 AM
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Seems like I executed a wrong command
Whoopty
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Whoopty,
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8/19/2016 | 7:47:01 AM
Say not to toast
As long as it doesn't turn into a Talky Toaster, a la Red Dwarf, I think we're all safe. I'll take a blender toaster over one that is obsessed with toast, any day.
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geriatric,
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8/19/2016 | 6:43:23 AM
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Johnny warned you about installing untested patches in a live environment.
geriatric
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geriatric,
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8/19/2016 | 6:41:53 AM
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Johnny warned you about installing untested patches in a live environment.
JohnM217
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JohnM217,
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8/18/2016 | 12:57:56 PM
Re: LOL Good one!
"Wouldn't it have been easier to use a shredder to destroy your sensitive documents?"
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