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3/3/2014
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John Klossner
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Name That Cartoon: Luck O' The Irish

We provide the cartoon. You write the caption. Maybe you'll win a prize.

Are you ready for our St. Paddy’s Day-themed Name That Toon cartoon caption contest? Submit your caption in the comments. Our panel of experts will reward the lucky winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winner by clicking thumbs up for those captions you find funny. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcome.

Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to win, check out the results of our first contest or read How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest (Tech Version). The contest closes March 18. Good luck!

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Marilyn Cohodas
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3/3/2014 | 12:01:41 PM
Find my phone
"No recycling rebate for these. They didn't turn off "Find My Phone."
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3/3/2014 | 12:02:44 PM
Name That Cartoon
Actually, I was hoping for some gold iPhone 5S's instead of all these 5C phones. 
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3/3/2014 | 12:04:30 PM
The caption the Irish Cartoon dated 3/3/14
Look at this, our "pot o' gold".  What, they think Apple hired us?
Yab
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Yab,
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3/3/2014 | 12:08:49 PM
Caption Contest
WhatsApp Laddy?
Rick.Hansen_#3
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Rick.Hansen_#3,
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3/3/2014 | 2:05:41 PM
Re: Find my phone
Pre-release iPhones. They're easier to move than gold...
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3/3/2014 | 2:43:05 PM
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We found the only phones the NSA is not watching via Angry Birds.
Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
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3/3/2014 | 2:47:07 PM
Keep those captions coming!
And don't forget to "Thumbs UP" your favorites!
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3/3/2014 | 4:27:56 PM
Re: Keep those captions coming!
Ireland: second only to China as a dumpsite for old, toxic smartphones!
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3/3/2014 | 4:31:04 PM
Re: Keep those captions coming!
May the road rise to meet you.

And a pot of obsolete smartphones always be at your back.
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3/3/2014 | 6:40:33 PM
Name That Cartoon: Luck O' The Irish Entry
No, I said "Lucky Charms" not "Surface 2 ARM's!"
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