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3/2/2020
11:00 AM
John Klossner
John Klossner
Edge Features
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Name That Toon: Holy Cow!

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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Ghostwolf
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Ghostwolf,
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4/2/2020 | 12:33:06 PM
Bovine intervention
Buttercup is from the Agriculture and Markets division.  She was brought in as our new project cow-ordinator.  We herd that Buttercup is outstanding in the field and should be able to keep this project mooving with a little help from our moobile workforce.
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Tempest2004,
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3/11/2020 | 9:06:34 PM
Cows
Because of the shortage of qualified security professionals our recuiters where told to look farther afield.
benn3012
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benn3012,
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3/9/2020 | 12:52:02 PM
Name That Toon Holy Cow
Sure, she can't do much now, but when IT gets her a keyboard she can use with those hooves then facilities will have to make the cubicles big enough to hold it - so we all win!
gwieman685
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gwieman685,
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3/4/2020 | 12:55:15 PM
'til the cows come home
Management wants our developer output to improve and said we would need to "program 'til the cows come home", so...
bina
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bina,
User Rank: Strategist
3/3/2020 | 10:44:05 AM
New Employee
We are firm believers in Diversity and Inclusion.
1st_incubi
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1st_incubi,
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3/3/2020 | 10:04:42 AM
PEN Testing
It looks like we will be using coWPAtty to Pen test our Wi-Fi.
blightsey3921
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blightsey3921,
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3/3/2020 | 9:18:17 AM
silo'ed
We still have a lot of data in silo'ed applications and she is used to working with silos so .......
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SteveVDC,
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3/2/2020 | 2:36:22 PM
Beef
"We brought her in to beef up security."
waltonob
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waltonob,
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3/2/2020 | 2:17:38 PM
Non Traditional
Yeah, Bessie was a pretty non-traditional hire but she is an animal at support.
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3/2/2020 | 12:15:36 PM
Shortage filler?
With so many cow farms being shut down and the need for more cyber security people, leadership thought this would be a great way to fill our shortage for security people. Plus side, fresh creamer for our coffee....
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