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4/5/2021
09:00 AM
John Klossner
John Klossner
Edge Features
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Name That Edge Toon: Rough Patch?

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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio
 

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acampbell448
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acampbell448,
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5/3/2021 | 10:17:04 AM
Cobol?
I see the Cobol guy we brought back from retirement has been working on the Core again!
CoolHandBob
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CoolHandBob,
User Rank: Strategist
4/13/2021 | 10:52:38 AM
Screen saver
Like Our new corporate screen saver.  It lets you know if your machine is fully patched.
Ace2010
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Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
4/12/2021 | 12:40:10 PM
On Screen bandages
Fred, I hope you realize that you need a software fix. Applying bandages to your screen won't fix the issue.
Ace2010
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Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
4/12/2021 | 12:36:27 PM
Bandages
We need to fix the underlying issue, Bandages don't work!
blightsey3921
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blightsey3921,
User Rank: Strategist
4/9/2021 | 9:27:21 AM
still there
If you look real closely at the center, you will see that the core software is still running. We just had to apply a few patches over time to make it a bit more secure. 
ChadF3
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ChadF3,
User Rank: Strategist
4/7/2021 | 2:49:30 PM
Go-to person
So they say you're the guy to go to about installling patches.
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