One quick aside: Have you ever clicked "Maybe" in response to Evite's question, "Will you attend?" What sort of beautifully passive-aggressive option is that? Write me if you've clicked that box, and then went to the party anyway. I'll take the winner with the best story to lunch the next time you're in L.A. Unless I get a better offer.
I'd like to blame Diller for the demise of civilized socializing. But that would detract from the loathing I feel for him over his QVC shopping channel, which has performed the neat trick of ruining shopping and TV. And besides, we all know who to blame for the demise of good social skills and witty repartee: iPhone users.
Give me just a second and I'll find that clip of Hillary kissing babies, helping with the hand-washables, and not staying more than three days. But don't blink -- you might miss it, or this terribly important message from one of YouTube's sponsors.