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1/17/2020
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John Klossner
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Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud

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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Tempest2004
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Tempest2004,
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2/15/2020 | 5:36:18 PM
Show me the cloud
The Boss says "if I am paying 4 million a year for the cloud I want to see it!"  So Liz bought the largest ballon she could find and is attaching it to the ceiling.
mmiracle198
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2/12/2020 | 8:11:13 AM
Name that Toon; Staircase to the Cloud
The secure cloud access project budget got cut.
kmf5361
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2/11/2020 | 4:50:33 PM
Re: Name that Toon
I know Bob said he was climbing the corporate ladder, but this is ridiculous!
jduggins271
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2/11/2020 | 3:59:41 PM
Cartoon:
Management just sent up Maintenance guy, he said he was here to stop the leaks!
trichodon
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2/11/2020 | 1:17:11 PM
Caption Contest
Management wants us to close all the backdoors to the cloud.
DavM
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DavM,
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2/9/2020 | 7:30:37 PM
Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
They forgot to take it away last night after installing a covert security camera.  
DavM
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DavM,
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2/9/2020 | 7:27:37 PM
Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
They forgot to take it away last night after installing a covert security camera.  
AngelVipxX
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2/9/2020 | 6:56:00 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
I've heard about saving your documents in the cloud, but this is ridiculous!
DavidT30303
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2/7/2020 | 9:57:47 AM
Name that Toon
Once I get the antenna installed, then I will get all the sports channels.
swaddy69
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2/6/2020 | 4:33:11 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
Audit said secure the wireless access points.  I found the ladder, I'm going to bring a lock and chain tomorrow then we can close the finding.
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