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9/13/2019
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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underestimatess
underestimatess,
User Rank: Apprentice
10/16/2019 | 1:23:18 PM
Sock Puppet Cartoon Contest
Day 34: They still haven't noticed we replaced the entire SOC with socks.
Hudey123
Hudey123,
User Rank: Apprentice
10/11/2019 | 11:28:27 AM
SOC Puppets caption:
We hired him because his resume said he had expert level Puppet skills. We're waiting for lunch so he can show off his Chef skills before HR starts the termination process.
Boiler95
Boiler95,
User Rank: Apprentice
10/10/2019 | 4:07:55 PM
SOC (Summer of Code)
"I don't think Jimmy understands what the Summer of Code is."
maramtunis
maramtunis,
User Rank: Apprentice
10/9/2019 | 10:08:12 AM
SOC puppets
Do you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the SOX coming! ( Only in WWE restling voice)
maramtunis
maramtunis,
User Rank: Apprentice
10/9/2019 | 10:07:30 AM
SOC puppets
Do you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the SOX coming! ( Only in WWE restling voice)
mikeoke_2k4
mikeoke_2k4,
User Rank: Strategist
10/8/2019 | 8:52:19 AM
SOC Puppets
Billy denied the rumour that outsourcing their SIEM to a third party would turn the Security department into SOC Puppets
havancourt
havancourt,
User Rank: Apprentice
10/7/2019 | 4:31:35 PM
caption - The auditors are performing a SOX review
The auditors are performing a SOX review
matthewkmiller
matthewkmiller,
User Rank: Strategist
10/7/2019 | 1:31:41 PM
SOC Sock Puppets
The new hire misunderstood the job description for the SOC position.
matthewkmiller
matthewkmiller,
User Rank: Strategist
10/7/2019 | 1:29:16 PM
SOC Sock Puppets
The executive spoof training technique needed work.
archeanchaos
archeanchaos,
User Rank: Apprentice
10/2/2019 | 3:18:03 PM
Re: Write a Caption, Win a Prize
George asked for advice on social engineering techniques. I told him the best methods involve something you know.
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