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2/6/2017
03:10 PM
John Klossner
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Cartoon Contest

Name That Toon: Mobile (In)security

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Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
User Rank: Strategist
2/6/2017 | 4:59:33 PM
Check out our new caption contest!
Enter and maybe you'll win an Amazon gift card!
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/7/2017 | 2:37:50 AM
Re: Check out our new caption contest!
@Marilyn: ...I don't get it.  ;)
hbentley
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hbentley,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/13/2017 | 1:45:39 PM
Re: Check out our new caption contest!
"Please, never tell them to store their data in the cloud again..."
ClintonH681
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ClintonH681,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/15/2017 | 10:35:14 AM
Re: Check out our new caption contest!
Guess the users saw the announcement of the new MDM
Reddgum
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Reddgum,
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2/15/2017 | 2:44:30 PM
Re: Check out our new caption contest!
"So when we hired him for his mobile platform background, I had no idea that meant military drones..."
MykeyM
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MykeyM,
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2/20/2017 | 8:41:51 PM
Re: Check out our new caption contest!
I just tested the firewall rules. No one is going to get in.
DustinM013
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DustinM013,
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2/21/2017 | 12:49:29 PM
Re: Check out our new caption contest!
Trump started using the Wireless Emergency Alert system to flame people when twitter banned him
raychappell
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raychappell,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/21/2017 | 3:40:19 PM
Re: Check out our new caption contest!
When everyone realized that the corporate policy for internet usage extended to BYOD.
Endof
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Endof,
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3/2/2017 | 1:27:23 PM
Re: Check out our new caption contest!
Did you take care of that MDM issue?  We have been crushed, and I need a moment. It's not like the anything crazy would happen if we take a short coffee break.  Right?
omnijoe
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omnijoe,
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3/9/2017 | 1:39:43 PM
Re: Check out our new caption contest!
Bill told the intern to find a smartphone that couldn't be hacked.
Three_Racoons
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Three_Racoons,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/10/2017 | 4:13:27 AM
Check out our new caption contest!
"After awhile, the Barney theme song ringtone would get to anyone..."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/7/2017 | 2:39:48 AM

"Once we started pouring our souls out into our devices, I guess this is what we should have expected the Rapture to look like."
brucewilliams
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brucewilliams,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/7/2017 | 2:54:59 AM
cartoon caption
"Adoption of the new timecard app is lagging somewhat"
eatondave
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eatondave,
User Rank: Strategist
2/7/2017 | 3:38:31 AM
Name that toon
That's the thing with cloud computing, it never rains but it pours.
JoeM139
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JoeM139,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/7/2017 | 9:47:45 AM
Name That Toon:
After a board member just sent ransomware to all employees, what do you think are the odds now they will consider Bob's idea of having a Business Continuity Plan?
EricC11101
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EricC11101,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/7/2017 | 11:04:22 AM
Post
"Keep walking away slowly. As long as none of them are note 7's, I wouldn't worry about it."
dritchie
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dritchie,
User Rank: Strategist
2/7/2017 | 5:02:43 PM
Name that Toon
I'd heard that development was working on a mobile version of Frogger(tm) but didn't know it was ready.
ChaseL123
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ChaseL123,
User Rank: Strategist
2/8/2017 | 10:27:02 AM
Comment
Ticker Tape parades are a lot less enjoyable in a paperless environment
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/9/2017 | 8:11:36 AM
b
"This is nothing compared to 30 years ago."
Meleon42
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Meleon42,
User Rank: Strategist
2/9/2017 | 11:21:35 PM
go wait in line
iPhone8 was released today...
acampbell448
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acampbell448,
User Rank: Strategist
2/10/2017 | 10:17:34 AM
Caption
I dont' think that new MDM software deployment is going well......
robshi
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robshi,
User Rank: Strategist
2/10/2017 | 10:46:20 AM
Constellation App
And we call that grouping of phones the -  Androidmeda!
lakers85
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lakers85,
User Rank: Strategist
2/10/2017 | 2:10:48 PM
name that toon
...reminds me of the time the security team sprinkled thumb drives in the parking lots.
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/10/2017 | 5:33:51 PM
c
"Looks like a we have a mobile cloud front moving in."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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2/10/2017 | 5:37:55 PM
d
"It probably wasn't a good idea to tell them to put their phones in airplane mode."
Kmdean80
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Kmdean80,
User Rank: Strategist
2/10/2017 | 10:18:03 PM
Caption Contest
So that's what happens when you hit the limit of your free storage.
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/11/2017 | 7:31:09 AM
e
"Give me a break, Sally. I haven't finished my coffee yet."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/11/2017 | 7:32:57 AM
f
"I knew we shouldn't have put Oprah in charge of MDM."
galaxywatcher
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galaxywatcher,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/11/2017 | 11:39:14 AM
Samsung rapture
Hey look, all the Samsung Galaxy Note 7s are going to heaven!
Jerkxes
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Jerkxes,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/12/2017 | 12:30:22 PM
It's a Calibration Issue
"I tried to tell them the 'no-touch' screen was a bad idea."
Kmdean80
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Kmdean80,
User Rank: Strategist
2/13/2017 | 8:57:37 AM
Caption Contest
" So, What did we decide on how to combat mobile security?" ----" It's a toss up....."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/13/2017 | 9:27:42 AM
g
"I told them mobile would take this company by storm."
zlatka
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zlatka,
User Rank: Strategist
2/13/2017 | 4:13:15 PM
caption contest
"Looks like the 3D printer is malfunctioning again..."
binaryblogger
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binaryblogger,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/14/2017 | 2:11:50 PM
Caption Contest
"When I said we should throw the mobile apps in the cloud I didn't think they'd take me literally. "
benichmt1
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benichmt1,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/14/2017 | 5:07:17 PM
BYOD
I heard that our BYOD policy was getting out of hand, but this is ridiculous!
Strelok
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Strelok,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/14/2017 | 8:03:36 PM
Caption Contest
BYOD: Bring Your Own Demise. "Slowly walk away like nothing happened"
Paul Fey
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Paul Fey,
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2/16/2017 | 11:42:11 AM
"The forecast called for heavy IoT."
"The forecast called for heavy IoT."
gleduc921
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gleduc921,
User Rank: Strategist
2/17/2017 | 2:23:35 PM
Name that toon
So this is what happens when The Cloud goes down.
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/20/2017 | 5:27:49 AM
h
"There are better ways we could have celebrated our 100,000th employee."
dgrow336
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dgrow336,
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2/20/2017 | 11:01:07 AM
Looks like the newest release of Smart Phone is released today.
dwgrow
Psophos
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Psophos,
User Rank: Strategist
2/20/2017 | 7:03:13 PM
Caption Contest:
They've had to update the bible. It used to be a plague of locusts now it's the internet of things.
RedS241
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RedS241,
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2/21/2017 | 5:13:23 AM
Bugged
The whole NASA staff returned from a vacation in Chile and the US Customs asked for their phone and access pin.
kmeholick158
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kmeholick158,
User Rank: Guru
2/21/2017 | 4:22:36 PM
Mobile (In)security caption
It's raining cat and dog videos.
finkga
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finkga,
User Rank: Strategist
2/21/2017 | 4:37:52 PM
Cartoon caption
"This is nothing. They're calling for fridges on Thursday."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/21/2017 | 4:55:45 PM
i
"We ought to tell engineering to dial back the 'vibrate' settings."
206IT
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206IT,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/21/2017 | 8:55:25 PM
Caption Contest
We should really rethink the idea of security through obscurity.  
quotesfest
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quotesfest,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/23/2017 | 1:32:31 AM
Re: https://quotesfest.com/
I agree wtih you!
Stephen91136409
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Stephen91136409,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/22/2017 | 1:08:26 AM
Caption Contest Entry
Did you make a fresh pot of coffee? Maybe I should order out on my smart phone.
cyberpink
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cyberpink,
User Rank: Strategist
2/22/2017 | 9:57:42 AM
Re: Caption Contest Entry
I feel stormy wheather moving in Claire.  We told them the BOD policy was a bad idea.  Now look!  It's raining smart phones and our systems are under remote control. Maybe we should introduce the umbrella "Zero Trust Policy" to management.
div9
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div9,
User Rank: Strategist
2/22/2017 | 9:54:19 AM
Caption Contest
Well, looks like they did make a hole in the firewall for implementing BYOD...
div9
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div9,
User Rank: Strategist
2/22/2017 | 9:58:30 AM
And...this is what happens when your MDM cloud isn't patched...
And...this is what happens when your MDM cloud isn't patched...
ShawnS224
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ShawnS224,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/22/2017 | 10:00:58 AM
Caption Contest Entry
I guess Cloud services are taking BYOD to new levels.
rrmaier
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rrmaier,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/23/2017 | 1:47:40 PM
Re: Caption Contest Entry
I did tell them that, sometimes, BYOD is not the right way to go.
jamminjamie
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User Rank: Strategist
2/22/2017 | 10:05:42 AM
Cartoon
"That's a lot dropped calls"
Redchief2002
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User Rank: Apprentice
2/22/2017 | 12:38:10 PM
Caption
"Lately, I sure miss heavy snowfall or rain....
jonsom
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jonsom,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/22/2017 | 3:55:06 PM
contest
He told me BYOD has really increased our mobile threats.
ThomasW452
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ThomasW452,
User Rank: Strategist
2/22/2017 | 6:33:07 PM
How-To: Build your own network firewall
I think I'm going To build us a new Firewall with all these new Brick gadgets
AdamH842
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AdamH842,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/23/2017 | 9:56:34 AM
CARTOON CONTEST
I told John not to allow BYOD, but oh no he could handle it he said.  Haha they never listen.
dmidgett
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dmidgett,
User Rank: Strategist
2/23/2017 | 9:58:21 AM
Mobile insecurity
If they don't knlow which phone has the data they won't be able to steal it!
clone13
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clone13,
User Rank: Strategist
2/23/2017 | 10:43:15 AM
digital rapture
Jen, after this digital rapture, the only people left online will be trolls like Milo and Trump.
dsdesc
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dsdesc,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/23/2017 | 11:16:12 AM
Overhead Flight
Yeah, it's another dump of Note 7s. They must have forgotten the preflight announcement again.
dmarlin570
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dmarlin570,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/23/2017 | 1:57:49 PM
Name That Toon:
"You know I really hate our visits to Marketing" 
untaken
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untaken,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/25/2017 | 9:22:57 PM
Re: Name That Toon:
I don't think Dylan had this in mind when he sang "A hard rain's gonna fall".
Siem2Siem
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Siem2Siem,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/1/2017 | 4:22:20 PM
Re: Name That Toon:
BYOD - Bring Your Own Disaster.

 
drmrs
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drmrs,
User Rank: Strategist
2/23/2017 | 3:09:49 PM
Feb. 2017 Cartoon Caption Contest
This is what you could call a "heads-up operation."
SockPuppet
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SockPuppet,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/24/2017 | 1:13:23 AM
cartoon caption
I guess the new data plan is a bust...
RonH275
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RonH275,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/24/2017 | 3:51:26 AM
caption
So... you are our new IoT Security Manager Kristin,  good luck with that !
hruiz009
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hruiz009,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/24/2017 | 7:56:41 AM
Carrier Consolidation
... and this happens every time carriers consolidates and changes standards.
DougK07701
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DougK07701,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/24/2017 | 1:37:02 PM
Caption contest
Our BYOD program is really out of control.
DiscountViscount
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DiscountViscount,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/24/2017 | 4:45:26 PM
Caption Contest Entry
"Now who thinks turning the floor into a wireless charger was a stupid idea?"
WilliamF971
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WilliamF971,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/24/2017 | 5:07:33 PM
Name That Toon
"Guess you were right about IoT going to the Cloud"
kat333
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kat333,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/25/2017 | 9:31:28 AM
caption
So, did I hear that there are doughnuts in the breakroom...?
Lisa788
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Lisa788,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/25/2017 | 3:00:48 PM
In the Cloud
Cloud-y with a chance of phones.
jasongold
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jasongold,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/27/2017 | 3:29:14 PM
caption contest
I told him not to open Exodus-8.docm.  You'd think he'd learn after the coffee turned to coolant.
abby.ross
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abby.ross,
User Rank: Strategist
2/27/2017 | 5:30:35 PM
Name that Toon: Mobile (In)security
At least with wireless, my coffee's more secure.
Tusharji11
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Tusharji11,
User Rank: Strategist
2/28/2017 | 6:21:41 AM
I-Tea (In)-Security over a Coffee
I-Tea Blows (In)-Security Dilemma with Coffee!
BrookC827
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BrookC827,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/28/2017 | 4:06:40 PM
Ransomware
I told them that mobile ransomware would be a problem.
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
3/1/2017 | 7:00:49 AM
j
"If you think our mobile cloud is bad, you should see our firewall."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
3/1/2017 | 7:01:58 AM
k
"Well, they did say they were taking a down-market approach."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
3/1/2017 | 7:04:47 AM
l
"Yeah, we had to stop hiring Millennials.  Their eyes would stay glued to the screens."
schpunk1000
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schpunk1000,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/1/2017 | 9:31:49 AM
CAPTION
"It's a bold new stance - given there isn't a safe big enough to store the next 80 generations of our bestseller as we drip-feed the market, we're hiding them in plain sight"
Shantaram
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Shantaram,
User Rank: Ninja
3/6/2017 | 6:28:10 AM
Re: 192.168.0.1
Nice post. I should sharing this news with my friends
EHK62
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EHK62,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/9/2017 | 10:09:41 AM
Re: 192.168.0.1
I think your comment broke their phones. Heads up!
DrRosenPen
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DrRosenPen,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/1/2017 | 3:54:25 PM
Life of a mobile developer...
"So, do you think we should have told him that in addition to porting the app to Swift we need him to port it to Windows Phone too?"

 

"No, I need another cup of coffee before we do that."
BeigeHat
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BeigeHat,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/1/2017 | 4:55:36 PM
Caption
"Apparently the MDM deployment has reached another floor."
rpdwjmh
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rpdwjmh,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/1/2017 | 7:59:24 PM
Cats and Dogs
I've heard of raining cats and dogs but this is ridiculous.
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
3/2/2017 | 4:26:50 AM
m
"Hold on. Someone's texting me."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
3/2/2017 | 4:37:02 AM
n
"I wish the board would stop trying to make us Sprint."
defcon
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defcon,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/3/2017 | 8:35:07 AM
Caption
Oh look, the singularity finally happened...
J.Hallberg.CISSP
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J.Hallberg.CISSP,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/3/2017 | 3:27:04 PM
Caption
Apple Just released the IPhone 8 this monring. Thus the 7's are now obsolete.
Sammy324
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Sammy324,
User Rank: Strategist
3/6/2017 | 7:08:48 AM
Re: Caption Serp Farm
Not sure what to think about it really.
krosel230
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krosel230,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/7/2017 | 1:30:52 PM
Caption
That Mobile Device Management in the Cloud is working great!
Jesty
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Jesty,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/8/2017 | 9:08:29 AM
Re: Legenda Novinhas
Thank you for going into this very good detail.
drestwell
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drestwell,
User Rank: Strategist
3/8/2017 | 10:22:06 AM
Name that Toon
Whoever hacked gravity has gone too far...
drestwell
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drestwell,
User Rank: Strategist
3/8/2017 | 10:34:24 AM
Name that Toon
Have you noticed this flock of phones is growing tamer?
drestwell
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drestwell,
User Rank: Strategist
3/8/2017 | 11:51:36 AM
Name that Toon
Looks like everyone's phishing today!
ANON1248385514336
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ANON1248385514336,
User Rank: Strategist
3/8/2017 | 2:15:41 PM
Name that Toon
These aren't the Droids we're looking for.... move along....!
YCR
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YCR,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/8/2017 | 3:14:03 PM
Name That Toon
Ever since Congress offered free healthcare in exchange for iPhones, everyone is handing over their phones!
YCR
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YCR,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/8/2017 | 3:18:57 PM
Name That Toon
Ever since Congress offered free healthcare in exchange for iPhones, everyone is handing over their phones!
q-dude
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q-dude,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/9/2017 | 11:53:19 AM
name-that-toon
I kept telling them not to hire that engineer that used to work at the drone company.
EricN135
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EricN135,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/12/2017 | 8:40:59 AM
BYOD
So, how's the mobile device management roll-out going?
chris_tina_learning
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chris_tina_learning,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/14/2017 | 10:27:35 AM
Re: BYOD
How about... BYOD?  What?!  IT on strike!  Out for coffee..
jdeters554
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jdeters554,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/14/2017 | 5:21:43 PM
Indiegogo beat you to it
"Looks like the Indiegogo campaign for SELFLY is fully funded."
halfspin
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halfspin,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/14/2017 | 5:46:18 PM
Name That Toon
It's raining LOLcats and dogs!
Je6
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Je6,
User Rank: Strategist
8/11/2017 | 7:19:07 AM
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