Pity the Perp

Here's one surveillance video that makes you feel sorry for the criminal

3:55 PM -- You think security people have tough days? Take a look at this aspiring thief, filmed on surveillance cameras around a convenience store.

The guy's probably not the brightest bulb in the box, but you've got to give him an A for effort. I just hope they gave him a few band-aids before they hauled him to the slammer.

I'm keeping this one handy for the days when I think I want to turn to a life of crime.

— Tim Wilson, Thug Wannabe, Dark Reading

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