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Name That Toon: Greetings, Earthlings

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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio
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User Rank: Strategist
4/22/2021 | 11:06:55 AM
Space Frog
I told you to sign up for Leap Frog not Space Frog.  I don't even know what to say..... This is on you!
User Rank: Strategist
4/22/2021 | 11:16:08 AM
Name that Toon
He says the username is Old McDonald but BINGO is not working as the password
User Rank: Strategist
4/22/2021 | 11:20:44 AM
Junior !
Better call Junior ! Most 6-year olds can figure this out easier than we can, you know!
User Rank: Apprentice
4/22/2021 | 11:22:06 AM
Name that Toon - Space Phish
"I heard about this sort of thing from Ginger, this is some sort of advanced fish. Login to your Facebook for him while I go find the Ol' Bay."
User Rank: Strategist
4/22/2021 | 11:43:16 AM
Greetings, Earthlings
Careful . . . They probably have a keyfrogger on there.
User Rank: Apprentice
4/22/2021 | 12:38:54 PM
We understand you still use Cobol .. Will you help us ?
We understand you still use Cobol .. Will you help us ?
User Rank: Apprentice
4/22/2021 | 12:44:33 PM
Working from home is killing me. Will you fix my VPN?
User Rank: Strategist
4/22/2021 | 12:54:55 PM
See, I told you, no one understands Linux.
User Rank: Apprentice
4/22/2021 | 2:27:20 PM
Name that Toon
Can I borrow your password?  I won't share it with anyone.
Craig In IT
Craig In IT,
User Rank: Apprentice
4/22/2021 | 2:54:58 PM
Name that Toon
See! No one can fix a B.S.O.D!!
User Rank: Apprentice
4/22/2021 | 4:01:09 PM
WiFi Password
Did you change your WiFi password?
User Rank: Apprentice
4/22/2021 | 5:09:41 PM
Greetings Earthling,
Please update the password for your bank account immediately!
User Rank: Strategist
4/22/2021 | 5:17:23 PM
Name that toon
You give him your Netflix password, he's not getting mine!
User Rank: Strategist
4/23/2021 | 8:23:43 AM
Run for the hills, he's using XP!
User Rank: Apprentice
4/26/2021 | 3:24:25 AM
Ugh, Meetings
This could have been an email...
User Rank: Strategist
4/26/2021 | 4:21:05 PM
"Please verify you are human"
Greetings earthlings. Please click here to verify you are human.
User Rank: Strategist
4/27/2021 | 11:38:35 AM
The "Any Key"
He says that he has been searching the Universe for anyone who can show him where the "Any Key" is so he can continue his software install.
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