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2/15/2021
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John Klossner
John Klossner
Cartoon Contest
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Name That Toon: Gather 'Round the Campfire

We didn't start the fire, but we're sure it'll spark some ideas for our February cartoon caption contest. Come up with something clever, submit it in the comments (below), and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. 

Here's the cartoon:

If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winning caption by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs-up for those you find funny; thumbs-down, not so. 

The contest ends Thursday, March 4, 2021. Good luck!

 

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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O'
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O',
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2/15/2021 | 5:06:57 PM
Round The Campfire Toon
Hey guys, I found a couple of CVE's for that spear and for the flint rocks.  You will want to patch both ASAP.
Deadsnott
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Deadsnott,
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2/16/2021 | 3:59:06 AM
Next on the list
Hey, now Google how to make a wheel?
surrat
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surrat,
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2/16/2021 | 8:29:10 AM
Gather 'Round the Campfire
I thought he said to build a fire and wall.
PeterA9876
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PeterA9876,
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2/16/2021 | 9:24:35 AM
Gather 'Round the Campfire comment--why not?
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n0str4d4
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n0str4d4,
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2/16/2021 | 10:31:59 AM
Gather 'Round the Campfire'
Just in case we forgot how to do this all over again...
mmillslagel85001
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mmillslagel85001,
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2/16/2021 | 10:43:31 AM
campfire
That's a great drum.
blightsey3921
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blightsey3921,
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2/16/2021 | 3:58:28 PM
fire-n-rocks
I'm pretty sure that he's supposed to be using Firefox - not "fire-n-rocks"

 
cyberinsane
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cyberinsane,
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2/17/2021 | 10:19:15 AM
Early Social Media
Says he's sending digital smoke signals ... hmph, it'll never catch on.
semitad
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semitad,
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2/17/2021 | 3:54:36 PM
Name That Toon Caption
He's ordering some cast iron pots online. They'll be here in two hours and we can start cooking.
Mr. Slate
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Mr. Slate,
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2/18/2021 | 12:27:05 PM
Caption
Instead of hunting and gathering, he's hacking and googling. 
mgmc
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mgmc,
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2/18/2021 | 3:14:37 PM
Gather Round the Campfire - amazon style
"My firestick won't work - time to reboot agian."
CherieE
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CherieE,
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2/18/2021 | 5:13:56 PM
Comic
I said I wanted 'fish' for dinner, he thought I said 'phish'.
pmauriks
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pmauriks,
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2/22/2021 | 1:00:34 AM
Name that Toon: Gather Round the campfire caption.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Give a man an Apple . . . provide phish for a lifetime.
Lawrence Harris
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Lawrence Harris,
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2/22/2021 | 6:49:40 PM
Name That Toon: Gather 'Round the Campfire
George is just googling a recipie for roast potatos on an open fire.
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DavidNBT7,
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2/23/2021 | 6:28:28 AM
Caption
"Would you stop flaming him and help me get this tablet to work!"
zec2ivkug1
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zec2ivkug1,
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2/23/2021 | 9:32:11 AM
How to Conquer a Viking
Ever since he raided Silicon Valley, Ragnor hasn't left the comfort of his throne.
CoolHandBob
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CoolHandBob,
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2/23/2021 | 10:57:48 AM
Gather Round the campfire
(Lady)How is he getting WiFi?  I can't even get these two rocks to spark. (man with stick on fire)He's using my Fire Stick.
raudrera
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raudrera,
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2/23/2021 | 12:34:24 PM
answer
Flintstones haha
JRSlaby
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JRSlaby,
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2/23/2021 | 8:50:57 PM
Cartoon caption contest entry
I remember when you said fire was "just a stupid fad", too. 
sgraschel
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sgraschel,
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2/24/2021 | 1:38:27 PM
Primitive Hackers
"I poke with firestick, you bash with rock till he tell us his password"
jbgo
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jbgo,
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2/24/2021 | 5:55:50 PM
Toon
The firewall is a great idea.
Tundrafox
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Tundrafox,
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2/25/2021 | 1:05:40 AM
Gather 'Round the Campfire
"So Amazon DIDN'T invent the Fire Stick?!"
Just_Peachy1
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Just_Peachy1,
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2/25/2021 | 1:34:27 AM
contest
Well we started this, what's next? I don't know let's Google and find out!
MarkR223
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2/25/2021 | 6:17:44 AM
Cartoon
Al's inventing the internet....
31337
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31337,
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2/25/2021 | 11:09:10 AM
Name That Toon: Gather 'Round the Campfire
"He's not THAT advanced.  It's Windows XP."
mschultz588
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2/25/2021 | 11:45:08 AM
Caption/s for Campfire
Wonder how many bars he'll get out here.

 

God must have friended him.

 

He must be researching Smoke-Free Fires For Dummies.
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phils662,
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2/25/2021 | 5:29:56 PM
Drop-Rock Attack
"He thinks his system is so secure but I can disable it with a simple "drop-rock" attack."
jenkins8661
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jenkins8661,
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3/1/2021 | 11:03:56 AM
Stonehenge
"The truth behind Stonehenge...."
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Jordad,
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3/2/2021 | 5:33:05 PM
And so it began
Ulgff said he's found something he calls 'porn' he said its the coolest two videos he's ever seen..... I watched them, I really don't think it has a future
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ChadF3,
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3/3/2021 | 2:08:57 PM
Old Tech is Simpler
Your new device is too complex. Me stick with iWheel.
dasdboot
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dasdboot,
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3/3/2021 | 10:19:15 PM
Pending Review
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boyetje
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boyetje,
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3/4/2021 | 12:23:04 PM
Name that toon
Sure you have fire, but he has an i7!
pmauriks
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pmauriks,
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3/5/2021 | 1:24:01 AM
Name that Toon: Gather Round the campfire caption.
Lexi's just checking the fire meets specifications for this years PCI-DinoSS assessment.
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