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9/11/2018
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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RobF375
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RobF375,
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10/4/2018 | 8:07:03 PM
Cartoon Caption
"Trying to promote your code to production again without an approved change window eh Bob?"
sdenrich
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sdenrich,
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10/4/2018 | 3:47:15 PM
cartoon caption
Hey guys! when did we hire Tom Cruise!!!
3milio
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3milio,
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10/4/2018 | 1:01:56 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Ever since Larry got bit by that South American fruit bat, he's been acting a little strange.
3milio
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10/4/2018 | 12:58:43 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
The latest fad in office ergonomics.
InfoSecJunky
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InfoSecJunky,
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10/4/2018 | 8:52:04 AM
He violated our zero tolerance policy
He violated our zero tolerance policy!
Corruption
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Corruption,
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10/3/2018 | 12:47:44 PM
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I think Jane in Accounting got the Bear trap!!!
lakers85
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lakers85,
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10/3/2018 | 8:02:02 AM
My boss told me to write the same sentence 500 times as punishment for my lapse in judgement
"I will not ask management to purchase NEW & SECURE, to replace 12 year old Network Devices...for obvious reasons"

"I will not ask management to purchase NEW & SECURE, to replace 12 year old Network Devices...for obvious reasons"

"I will not ask management to purchase NEW & SECURE, to replace 12 year old Network Devices...for obvious reasons"

"I will not ask management to purchase NEW & SECURE, to replace 12 year old Network Devices...for obvious reasons"
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10/2/2018 | 5:01:54 PM
The New Guy
Looks like Jerry got tied up at work...
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10/2/2018 | 11:20:28 AM
Repeat Offender
Looks like Bob fell for our internal phishing again!
SXDude
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10/2/2018 | 8:50:42 AM
An email confirming it was a malicious attachment would have sufficed!!!!
An email confirming it was a malicious attachment would have sufficed!!!!
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