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9/11/2018
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John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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JoeMetzger
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9/13/2018 | 12:03:06 PM
Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Chuck says "All this time I thought they were saying fishing ..."
KCondit
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9/13/2018 | 11:41:31 AM
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Well, I guess the problem wasn't between his chair and his keyboard after all.
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9/13/2018 | 10:29:16 AM
The Hanging Desk
The trend in desk positions has reached it's final stage; from sitting, to standing, now to hanging.
wfishburne
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9/12/2018 | 4:25:17 PM
Caption
Paul wasn't kidding when he said he wanted agile developers.
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9/12/2018 | 2:58:14 PM
Management Material
Donald was never a very grounded individual, but he is certainly a high-flyer!
waltonob
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9/12/2018 | 1:04:39 PM
MFA Level 10
And you thought it was dumb when Security added "Something you can do" as an authentication factor.
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9/12/2018 | 2:41:24 AM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
"Interns at the White House trial their latest Presidential tweet management plan."
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9/11/2018 | 6:08:58 PM
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Always the innovator, Ed demonstrated his take on the stand-up desk.
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9/11/2018 | 5:08:38 PM
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"Our information security department recently implemented keyboard airgaps for repeat offenders."
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