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9/11/2018
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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LENRAMIREZJR
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LENRAMIREZJR,
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9/14/2018 | 10:21:44 AM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
"Must. Get. Leah Remini's passcode..."
sbates85001
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9/14/2018 | 9:59:47 AM
just a test...
George found that the link to "tie me up" was actually a phishing test...
blightsey3921
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9/14/2018 | 9:47:16 AM
Risky business
Rick is testing one of the new options for the "Houdini" security package.
ThomasW452
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9/14/2018 | 8:05:35 AM
Need My Fix
Hey, Guys, the boss has boobytrapped the coffee machine again
NinjaIzuna
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9/13/2018 | 6:51:24 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
His code must not be compiling again. 
Hashbergerm
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Hashbergerm,
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9/13/2018 | 6:45:28 PM
Hanging Table
George was looking for another at computer security from a different angle.
ragediver24
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9/13/2018 | 1:08:29 PM
Caption Contest
When one of your coworkers doubles as a secret agent. 
LouieInSeattle
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9/13/2018 | 1:06:45 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
I guess Joe needs more than one chance to enter his password! 
JoeMetzger
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9/13/2018 | 12:03:06 PM
Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Chuck says "All this time I thought they were saying fishing ..."
KCondit
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9/13/2018 | 11:41:31 AM
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Well, I guess the problem wasn't between his chair and his keyboard after all.
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