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John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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MarileeP681,
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2/13/2018 | 9:58:08 AM
He should have made a new pot of coffee when he took the last cup.
He should have made a new pot of coffee when he took the last cup.
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2/13/2018 | 9:23:11 AM
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Wow. Dave really isn't here, man.
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2/13/2018 | 8:56:31 AM
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Bill realized his delete key indeed held magical powers.
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2/12/2018 | 5:49:45 PM
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I think the Cyber Security folks set the Virus definition sensitivity a little too high. I thought she only had a cold.
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2/12/2018 | 4:05:06 PM
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I thought they patched that vulnerabilty!
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2/12/2018 | 1:52:22 PM
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Fred and Irma realized that the company's termination protocol had turned severe. 
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2/12/2018 | 12:55:02 PM
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Second thoughts about the company's early retirement offer?
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2/12/2018 | 11:47:20 AM
Correction
Don't worry, it's just a market correction. He'll bounce back...
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2/10/2018 | 7:08:21 PM
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The fall quarter seems to really be getting to him.
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2/8/2018 | 7:34:19 PM
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John was checking his 401K. Market must be down again.
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