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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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justanotherengineer
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justanotherengineer,
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3/14/2018 | 1:46:00 PM
caption
"Guess there is a new opening in the department  . . . "
weadick
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weadick,
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3/14/2018 | 9:18:18 AM
Name That Toon: Disappearing Act
He found a pothole in the Dark Web...
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3/9/2018 | 6:50:49 PM
Name the Toon: Dissappearing Act
Bugger! Charlie had his ID stolen!
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strider871,
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3/9/2018 | 10:41:07 AM
I knew we shouldn't have moved our office to Florida!
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Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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3/9/2018 | 1:22:07 AM
js22
"Okay, who farted?"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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3/9/2018 | 1:21:13 AM
js21
"I warned him about using 'killall'!"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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3/9/2018 | 1:19:16 AM
js20
"Well, I hope he saved his work."
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3/8/2018 | 3:50:06 PM
IDIDIT
Hey Bob Oh Hey Alex
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3/8/2018 | 2:54:38 PM
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"I'm not sure our BC/DR plan addresses this..."
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js18
"I told him he should have forwarded that email."
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