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John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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kpensacola
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kpensacola,
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1/3/2018 | 1:44:23 PM
My late post
Jingle drones on about nothing as Santa dreams of off-season when nothing elf matters.
cacacloud
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cacacloud,
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1/2/2018 | 11:35:47 AM
Re: Tis the Season
Rolf Harris caught wearing a Santa outfit.
JasonF217
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JasonF217,
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1/2/2018 | 11:27:26 AM
Tis the Season
We can make millions packaging a bunch of pieces of crap together into a new product!
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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12/31/2017 | 9:56:01 PM
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"Not bad for a Monday Christmas!"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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12/30/2017 | 10:27:06 PM
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"On the bright side, I just caught a Mew!"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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12/30/2017 | 10:24:43 PM
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"It's the beta version. We'll sell the headsets with the upgrade."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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12/30/2017 | 10:23:52 PM
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"Mrs. Claus, will you marry me?"
Joe Stanganelli
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12/30/2017 | 10:21:53 PM
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"We'll just make the same assumptions as every other tech company about VR adoption."
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abby.ross,
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12/27/2017 | 12:24:44 PM
Hey Santa, Here's your IoT device
Hey Santa, here's your IoT device. Hit this nail to monitor what the elves are doing. Hit this one to track Rudolph and the sleigh. Oh, and don't worry, I set your password. It's "Santa123456."
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Mogden24,
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12/21/2017 | 3:50:44 PM
Caption Contest
Kim Jong-un and his Wanna Cry hackers won't see this coming. It's magic, Santa. Every time I hammer a nail in, a cybersecurity professional earns a white hat. 
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