Operations // Identity & Access Management
12/11/2013
11:06 AM
John Klossner
John Klossner
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Name That Toon, Win a Prize

We provide the cartoon. You write the caption.
We provide the cartoon. You write the caption.

Submit your caption in the comments, and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winner by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs up for those you find funny. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed.

Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to beat the competition, check out How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest (Tech Version) . The contest closes Jan. 5.

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DataBass
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DataBass,
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12/11/2013 | 1:44:27 PM
Name that toon
It's ok Jane.  He's the real thing.  Cancel the call to 911.
Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
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12/11/2013 | 1:34:37 PM
You folks are funny!
These captions are hilarious. Keep'em coming!
zimmerr
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zimmerr,
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12/11/2013 | 1:26:53 PM
cartoon caption
Now we can find out who Santa really is!
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sn,
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12/11/2013 | 1:20:30 PM
Name that toon
In this case, the malicious payload is another reindeer sweater.
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Yab,
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12/11/2013 | 12:53:18 PM
Hand It To Santa
Looks like it's hand me downs again this year
BubbaIT
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BubbaIT,
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12/11/2013 | 12:49:53 PM
Cartoon caption
What's it mean if he's got no fingerprints?
ChrisMurphy
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ChrisMurphy,
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12/11/2013 | 12:38:55 PM
Re: A biometric Xmas
"He wants guest Wi-Fi access while dropping off the presents."
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Whoopty,
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12/11/2013 | 11:50:07 AM
Re: A biometric Xmas
Santa: How did they know I lost a finger in the 'nam?
Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
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12/11/2013 | 11:44:23 AM
A biometric Xmas
"OK, he passes the hand scan. But what's his password."
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