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4/28/2017
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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REISEN1955
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REISEN1955,
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8/23/2017 | 1:31:37 PM
Re: darn Unicorn
Darn - typed UNICORN instead of UNICODE.  
manta010101010101
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manta010101010101,
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8/23/2017 | 10:06:11 AM
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Look Betty, Petya now has a 3d screen saver 
infolinity
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infolinity,
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8/21/2017 | 5:19:16 PM
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
See? I'm a Unicorn in the making! It's about time you accepted my request for a date...
Je6
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Je6,
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8/11/2017 | 6:39:29 AM
Screen Sharing
No, no, no! Have a Unix CRON do the pop-up reminders!
ChaseL123
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8/9/2017 | 1:09:27 PM
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These pop ups are getting more annoying every year
GonzSTL
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GonzSTL,
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8/8/2017 | 8:10:00 AM
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I need to talk to Alice about those meds she gave me this morning.
Horsedancer
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Horsedancer,
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8/7/2017 | 5:06:34 PM
Better Quote
When Dave's autocorrect set the output filter to Unicorn instead of Unicode, things took a strange turn.
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8/4/2017 | 10:24:02 AM
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Amazon's new delivery service really is fast!
stevejennings
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stevejennings,
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8/2/2017 | 4:19:35 PM
Screen Sharing
"Windows 10 Paint 3D is awesome!"
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8/1/2017 | 3:42:17 PM
Witcher
Hey Mary, you ever heard of a game called the Witcher 3? I stumbled across some fan films, this one's even in 3D! Oh god! What are they going to do on top of it?
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