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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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SubKleener
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7/11/2018 | 5:58:37 PM
To make your first wish, click on the link below...
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GWAIN
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7/11/2018 | 4:54:34 PM
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Mike Atkinson
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Mike Atkinson,
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7/11/2018 | 2:14:26 PM
Name that toon: Mobile Threat
"You're seeing this ad because you recently visited websites loosely related to genies. To opt out..."
Kristendean80
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Kristendean80,
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7/11/2018 | 2:02:40 PM
Name That Toon: Mobile Threat
" You should have wished for longer battery life. Your phone goes dead in 3..2....."
Joe Stanganelli
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7/11/2018 | 12:01:42 PM
jgen03
"For the last time, you can't apply the += operator to my_wishes."
Joe Stanganelli
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7/11/2018 | 11:57:30 AM
jgen02
"I'm sorry, but I can't grant any wishes involving the EU."
Joe Stanganelli
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7/11/2018 | 11:53:00 AM
jgen01
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7/11/2018 | 10:21:44 AM
Re: New Dark Reading Caption contest!
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7/10/2018 | 8:14:34 PM
Nod to Chris Painter
"Hurry," said the genie, "I got all these Larry Hagman episodes to watch."
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7/10/2018 | 7:17:00 PM
Re: New Dark Reading Caption contest!
caption: "BlackRock's latest AI announcement took some pedestrian investors by surprise"
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