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7/10/2018
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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Name That Toon: Mobile Threat

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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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ClaJones
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ClaJones,
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8/17/2018 | 6:34:34 PM
Man with Genie
Man, "I wish you to complete my GDPR compliance for me" Genie... "aaaaaa... no habla englis"
websitemonkey
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websitemonkey,
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8/15/2018 | 5:10:34 PM
Name That Toon: Mobile Threat
I'll need you to first enable Android's option to install programs from unknown sources.
pyrpower
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pyrpower,
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8/14/2018 | 9:37:17 PM
Name That 'Toon
I grant you three wishes--exception being do not ask me to spy...last fine bottled me up for years.
REISEN1955
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REISEN1955,
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8/8/2018 | 1:25:05 PM
Re: Pending Review
Now about that mortgage refinance offer from Wells Fargo .....
wfishburne
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wfishburne,
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8/8/2018 | 1:14:41 PM
Re: New Dark Reading Caption contest!
Attention Genie User, we are updating out privacy policy as a result of GDPR to better serve customers in the EU. Before any wishes can be granted, we require you to accept our new privacy policy...
BrianN060
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BrianN060,
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8/6/2018 | 2:13:32 PM
Re: New Dark Reading Caption contest!
"... and I wish DarkReading would keep the caption enteries out of the Current Conversations list - they make it much harder to track the real conversations." 
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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8/5/2018 | 4:32:24 PM
jgen15
"You have freed me from the Flashlight app!"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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8/4/2018 | 8:33:26 PM
jgen14
"Your wish is my desire, comrade."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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8/4/2018 | 8:27:15 PM
jgen13
"If you enjoyed your first wish, let me tell you about some other wishes you might like."
Joe Stanganelli
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8/4/2018 | 8:25:42 PM
jgen12
"With your data plan, I can only grant 2.18 wishes."
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