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3/3/2014
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John Klossner
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Name That Cartoon: Luck O' The Irish

We provide the cartoon. You write the caption. Maybe you'll win a prize.

Are you ready for our St. Paddy’s Day-themed Name That Toon cartoon caption contest? Submit your caption in the comments. Our panel of experts will reward the lucky winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winner by clicking thumbs up for those captions you find funny. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcome.

Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to win, check out the results of our first contest or read How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest (Tech Version). The contest closes March 18. Good luck!

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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nytcrwlr70
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nytcrwlr70,
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3/20/2014 | 11:56:32 AM
Re: Lucky Phones
When will the winner(s) be announced?
Laurianne
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Laurianne,
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3/18/2014 | 2:54:02 PM
Re: Lucky Phones
Well-played! This has been fun.
dw_ship
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dw_ship,
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3/18/2014 | 2:40:42 PM
Towers?
But, can you get service up here?
dw_ship
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dw_ship,
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3/18/2014 | 2:38:56 PM
Lucky Phones
They're magically upgradeable.
Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
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3/17/2014 | 9:59:32 AM
Happy St Paddy's Day -- Write a cartoon caption & Win a Prize
If you're lucky -- and clever -- you can still win a $25 Amazon Gift card before ehd end of St. Patrick's Day! The contest closes tomorrow, March 18. So enter today. 
LizBreach
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3/16/2014 | 12:34:51 PM
Shopping online in the Android Store
While shopping online in the Android Store, I took a swig of beer.  The cat jumped on the keyboard and this is result.
dw_ship
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dw_ship,
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3/14/2014 | 3:35:10 PM
Leprechaun Jokes II
Jokes over. Where's me gold?
dw_ship
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dw_ship,
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3/14/2014 | 3:30:50 PM
SALE
I never could pass up a good deal.
dw_ship
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dw_ship,
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3/14/2014 | 3:25:50 PM
Modern Times
We've been living in the past too long.
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dw_ship,
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3/14/2014 | 3:24:16 PM
Rainbows have two ends
Look what I found at the other end.
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